Sms Jokes and Funny Sayings to Cheer Up Your Mood

It is scientifically proven that in order to stay healthy, both physically as well as mentally, laughter along with active sense of humor is best treatment ever and there is no better way to make you smile than jokes and funny sayings. Jokes can be explained as small stories that end with a laughably improbable speech. Jokes give us our daily dosage of laughter and bring happiness and joy in our life. So to keep your mind fit and wholesome read funny Sms jokes.

With the advent of Sms technology, now one needs not to be physically gift in order share humor with each other. One can use his cell phone and send Sms jokes to friends, house and all near and dear ones and bring smile on their face. What are Sms Jokes? They can be defined as two or three liner jokes which are especially designed to be sent via text messaging. You need to read and remember these Sms jokes in order to share them with your mates. 

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You can found thousand of websites in the World Wide Web. Anyone type of text jokes you are seeing for, be it daily joke, birthday jokes, funny jokes, dirty jokes, funny sayings jokes or Hindi jokes, you are sure to get it on the internet. You can go to any hunt motor and hunt for the joke you are seeing for. If you want to have fun with your friends, then you can hunt for funny or dirty jokes. If you need some for your friend's birthday then you can hunt for birthday jokes or if you want to be naughty with girlfriend or boyfriend, then you can go for naughty ones.

Sms Jokes and Funny Sayings to Cheer Up Your Mood

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Some random Mexican jokes from the book:

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Because it's so cold".

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Because it's so warm".

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Because my watch is gone"

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What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.

Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.

How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours!

Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.

Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.

Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes!

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Hence, sending Sms Jokes is best way to spread the humor nearby the world. It let you forget all the disposition stress of life. On the whole, sending jokes and funny sayings via Sms is a best way to instill some fun in our lives.

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