How often have you heard someone start a speech with a joke? Too often probably. Speakers with puny palpate tend to tell jokes just to get a laugh in the hope the audience will warm up to them. The jokes are often irrelevant to the topic of their speech.
Experienced speakers know there are good ways to add humor to a speech or presentation, including:.
Funny Jokes One Liners
Using funny stories and anecdotes--not jokes--in your speech
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Some random Mexican jokes from the book:
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"
His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."
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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Because it's so cold".
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Because it's so warm".
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Because my watch is gone"
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What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.
How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours!
Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.
Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.
Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes!
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Everyone has had bad experiences that become funny with the tube of time. They make great stories Remember that today's tragedy is tomorrow's funny anecdote.
If you don't feel comfortable talking about yourself, borrow stories from other people. It's acceptable to as long as you prestige the source.
Collecting Stories from your audience
"Jollytologist" Allen Klein tells how he'd often ask his audiences "How do you spell relief?" "L-A-U-G-H" was his answer. Then during one of his presentations, an audience member cried out, "D-I-V-O-R-C-E." It was hysterical. Klein now relates the story as part of many of his presentations.
Creating a fun climate in the room before you speak
Since I'm a previous news anchor and sportscaster, I sometimes arranged for the someone introducing me to show some of my worst on-air bloopers in video clips (there was plenty of material to draw from). The bloopers always got citizen laughing, and also let them know I wasn't afraid to laugh at myself a little--a great way to associate with them right from the start.
Self-denigrating humor
In the 70's, President Gerald Ford was skewered regularly on Saturday Night Live about his lack of grace. Ford struck back by production fun of himself good than the Snl writers ever could.
He told his audiences about the night he met his wife Betty, and how he wanted to dance with her "in the worst way." Then he'd say, "And Betty later told me I did just that--dance in the worst way."
Ford also said he had to become the center on his college football team because center was the only position where he didn't have to move my feet.
If someone as important as a previous president can poke fun at himself, the rest of us can too. Self-denigrating humor is a remarkable tool.
Using curious props in your speech
I'd sometimes bring along "Ifb" to use as a as a prop. An Ifb (which stands for "interruptible feedback) is an ear piece Tv reporters use when they're doing live reports from the scene of a news story. The Ifb allows them to hear what the citizen back in the studio are saying to them as they're being introduced, and also allows them to hear questions the anchors might ask.
I would sometimes show a blooper clip of what can happen when something goes wrong with an Ifb. The clip showed a female reporter stuttering and stammering during a live report. She sounded surely smashed. She wasn't.
It turns out someone had unintentionally pressed the wrong button back in the control room, and the reporter was hearing her own words in her Ifb about half a second after she spoke, which, take my word for it, is extremely distracting. For about 15 seconds, she battled and tried to be as expert as she could, but the harder she tried, the funnier she sounded. She finally ripped the Ifb from her ear and continued her report.
The clip always got the audience howling.
Borrowing humor
The Internet is a great place to find one liners and funny quotes. Personally, I borrowed often from Yogi Berra ("When you come to a fork in the road, take it..."), Will Rogers ("when Democrats want to form a firing squad, they get into a circle...") and many others.
Buying humor from citizen who sell it
There are professionals who will write funny stuff for you, and they're generally not expensive. You can also check your local comedy club and hire someone who's probably pretty good at writing one liners. Or do a quest for "humor writers" or "humorists" on the Internet.
Steve Allen once said, "People would rather be entertained than educated." But if you can entertain and educate at the same time, you have the makings of a great speech--without ever telling a single joke.
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