Thursday, December 29, 2011

Funny Wedding Speech

One of the most coarse questions is how to originate a funny wedding speech?

If you're not a stand up comedian and you have no sense manufacture a live audience laugh, it feels like a daunting task. Everybody has that bad dream about telling an offensive joke that is embarrassing.

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It is practically always best to focus your funny wedding speech on funny stories. Stories are more personal, sound more genuine and they are easier to deliver. Jokes and one-liners largely depend on your timing. There is a rhythm of joke setup foremost to the punchline. Mastering this buildup is not easy for an new speaker.

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Stories on the other hand, are much easier to deliver because you don't have to worry about timing. With funny stories, you only have to integrate on speaking naturally. Stories are also easier to remember meaning that you don't have to look down at your notes.

The best place to start for funny stories for your wedding speech is to brainstorm some embarrassing stories.

Did the bride ever have any humorous jobs? Summer jobs are a fertile ground for humor.

For the groom - are there any hobbies that he was passionate about? If you can think of an off the wall story like the groom's passion for ice fishing that led him to lock his keys in the car in the middle of a lake.

For example, in one funny wedding speech the maid of honor talked about the bride's summer job as an intern at a hospital. The bride fainted every time she saw blood and that ended her goal of becoming a nurse.

It is foremost to remember that even funny wedding speeches have a sure structure. Don't let humor overshadow your role. Every speaker in the wedding party has definite population to thank and toast.

You should remember that some sources of humor are not standard for weddings. Off limit stories contain anything that involves drunkenness or relationships with other people.

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A rare clip of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain singing in the Panty Smile sanitary towel advertisement. Possibly the only TV commercial to feature the musical talents of Nirvana. No not really, this is actually taken from "The Day Today", written by British comedy god, boundary smasher and my personal Idol, Chris Morris. Chris is probably most famous for 'THAT' paedophile episode of Brass Eye, which was littered with Irony (I got it aged 12 for 'effs sake!) and Chris' trademark border-line-walking humour. ********************************* EDIT : THERE HAVE BEEN LOTS OF COMMENTS BY NIRVANA "FANS"... CLEARLY PRE-PUBESCENT IDIOTS WITH NO CLUE ABOUT WHAT KURT STOOD FOR... THESE COMMENTS HAVE BEEN SAVED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!!! Evillegion said: "Anyone detracting from this video just doesn't understand... The point is that Nirvana were massively anti-establishment, and it would be absurd to think they'd do a song specifically for an advert; hense, the comedy. Morris and Cobain share a lot in terms of political outlook, so anyone who bigs up Nirvana but slams this video clearly only likes Nirvana for the 'scene' rather than having analysed the music and lyrics intelligently. All the angry fans need to find a brain." pinkfaries101 said: "wow SpamBanjo was probably just curios to find out who was really a fan and got the video, or (who) hated the video and tried to 'defend' nirvanas honor. in other words whoever gets the humor of the video and reaizes its funny cause nirvana wouldnt ever do ...

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